The Party Girl Protocol

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Peta Serras

by Peta Serras

For your headache, hangover, bad breath and bad decisions.

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Would you believe for someone who is awfully impractical, the contents of my handbag is practical AF?

I can turn myself from swamp monster to VS model in 7 minutes flat AND whatever comes up in my life, there is an oil for that and it’s in my Party Girl Protocol Keychain.

I have so many of you ask me ‘why oils’ and ‘why now’. The thing is, I’ve always toted around these little amber bottles of amazing, I just didn’t really tell you about it because I didn’t really see it on brand.

But then what is un-Professional Babe when you have Lavender oil which is the utter bomb for bruising and your saviour post lunch-time jab? Or DigestZen for when you’ve devoured a whole cheese platter on your lonesome and are worried about getting the post-cheese shits. (But congrats on eating a platter by yourself, girl!).

Heavy Oil User should be one of my job titles on LinkedIn, because I oil up on a regular basis and encourage others to do the same.

I even went as far as handing out 1mL bottles of Zendocrine and DigestZen at a Hens night recently. And when people started asking me what I was giving them, I told them it was a wait and see thing, and you better believe we all woke up fresh as fucking daisies.

I’m not your typical crunchy granola eating down to earth girl you’d usually see talk about oils. I get that you probably like to booze, you work hard and play harder and would rather spend your cash monies on Gucci instead of your health. Me too, girlfriend.

But let me tell you, these oils have saved my bacon on numerous occasions, especially the ones in my keychain. Whether it’s freshening my breath with peppermint before I head to an adult sleepover, or even de-cootie-ing myself post fun, I use my oils in a very PB way, which is why I believe you need a doTERRA Party Girl Protocol in your life.

Please note, this is a total PB exclusive, made up by the resident party girl who has been there, done that (and him!) and have lived to tell the tale.

So if you want to get one of these FREE keychains in your hot little hands and be part of the doTERRA Professional Babes posse, then send me an email stating your claim on your keychain. I only have 20 of these babes to gift AND it’s for October only.

So what do you get in this little keychain of glorious and what is it going to do for you?

Peppermint – to have the freshest breath and have you ready to kiss alllll the boys and calm your belly

Zendocrine – to aid on boozy days and show your hangover who is bitch

ClaryCalm – to make you less of a cranky bitch (c’mon now, we all have our moments)

PastTense – your headache saviour and tension reliever

Lavender – your swiss army knife of oils and post-jab BFF

Grapefruit – your craving reducer and the trendiest oil to add to your water (bet the Kardashians do it!)

Tea Tree – to de-cootie yourself post adult sleepover

Balance – for when you’re the epitome of the Kimmy K crying meme.

There is an oil in here for every-thang. And it fits perfectly in any size handbag is the perfect accessory for any party season.

Did I mention it’s the most PB approved way of toting around your oils? it’s limited edition darlings, so send your love notes to me ASAP for me to reserve yours and send you the raddest PB welcome pack you’ve ever seen.

Wanna be on team PB? Send me an email.

P Xx

Peta Serras
Editor of Professional Babe, Peta has a penchant for pretty things, Tom Hardy and ginger kittens. You can find her sipping a long black, creating killer content or making sure her winged eyeliner is even. Peta is a writer, model & Pilates Instructor based out of the Hunter Valley.

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