A STORYLINE BETTER THAN PORN: How to write copy your audience gags for

$97.00

Dream of writing a post that results in your readers throwin’ cash monies at you?

Peddling the same wares as everyone else and unsure how you can stand out?

Tumble weeds instead of words when it comes to caption creation?

Your mamma is the only one reading your social?

I bet you a fiver I can transform your content a.k.a. your copy in less than a week. Words are my life and I believe everyone has what it takes to write engaging copy that’s read by more peeps than just your mamma.

This social media writing course was prompted by the droves of people (okay, it was at least 12) who asked for help when it came to expressing themselves online, especially when they’re selling the same products as everyone else.

And so this e-course was born –  A storyline better than porn.

You’ll receive 6000 words of awesome over seven days of emails. Each email includes actionable steps or inspiration to help you overhaul your writing — consider it calisthenics for your copy.

Your content will be punchier with a strong conviction in your tone that’ll make your customers gag to buy whatever you’re selling.

The e-course has been injected with sass, swears and salacious content — duh! So if you’re easily offended by the F word, this e-course will not be your jam.

But if you giggle at a dick joke and want your audience to make it rain in your bank account, you’re in the right place.

Did I mentions it’s tax de-fucking-ductable! File it under education, my lady because this course is going to help you make the moolah by improving your copy. Cha-ching cha-ching!

Only $97.00 inclusive of GST for Australian residents.

Product Description

Allow me to introduce myself before I go any further, espesh if you came here for doTERRA and dating articles and assumed it’s all I do…

Hello! I’m Peta, the editor of Professional Babe. I also happen to be a long black lover, proud cat mum, Buffy the Vampire Slayer aficionado and freelance writer. I’ve worn many career hats in my time but being a writer has remained a constant.

I’m not one to bring out a course without slaying in the arena, so you may have seen my words published in Marie Claire, MiNDFOOD, Oxygen, SheSaid, Women’s Health & Fitness and Good Health. I’ve also had Bobbi Brown, Simone Perele, Nuxe, Bioderma, Priceline and Phillips Zoom like me enough to give me cash monies for my words #SponCon. Oh, and I’ve pretended to be a few companies when copywriting their webpage and ghostwriting their blog posts — sneaky sneaky!

And I created this e-course for people like you.

I want to help you create thumb-stopping content that you love writing, that flows easily and most importantly, content that makes you money. You dig?

Over the seven days, we’ll learn how to:
– Use a journal to avoid the self-editing process
– Bedazzle your asshole, aka, differentiate yourself in the online world
– Set an intention for your writing and how it’s the foreplay for your copy
– Craft thumb-stopping copy with a clear call to action
– Use practical scripts for when you’re devoid of any creative juice
– Implement simple grammar and editing tips to tighten your writing
– And we’ll work on a practical case study together — including a video — to see it all in action.

 


FAQ

I run an online business, is this for me?
Yasss my babe, it certainly is! I had business owners in mind when I created this. Usually, your creative zone of genius is your craft and often it isn’t crafting compelling content that sells. I don’t want anyone to miss out on a sale because their copy lacked sass or avoid writing because they feel it isn’t a strength which is why I created my social media writing course!

Will this help me write my thesis?
Ha, no! What a comedian you are.

What format is the course delivered?
An email based e-course. When you sign up, you’ll receive an email* with my writing background. An hour later, another email should hit your inbox. In total, you’ll receive nine emails. The cool thing is, there are no logins or passwords to remember.

*Please check your spam folders! Any issues? Send me a love note!

Do I need supplies?
Nothing special. Just yourself and simple writing tools. Whether that be your laptop or phone and I always like to have a pen and paper handy too.

Do you do refunds?
As per industry standard, I don’t offer refunds on programs that can be downloaded. I’ve sold digital resources for the past six years and I’m yet to have anyone email me with, “Wow, this stinks like a roadside poop on a balmy summer day”. I’m absolutely confident that you’ll love it and if you implement the tips, you’ll notice a huge change in your writing.

There’s a spelling error!
#Awkward. But these things happen. Send me an email with the error and let’s clean that shit up!

Is this beginner shiz and will I get value?
Yep. It’a a beginner e-course designed to clean your copy up, give you ideas on what to write with simple editing tips that I use for my writing.

Peta Serras

Editor of Professional Babe, Peta has a penchant for pretty things, Tom Hardy and ginger kittens. You can find her sipping a long black, creating killer content or making sure her winged eyeliner is even. Peta is a writer, model & Pilates Instructor based out of the Hunter Valley.

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