
Ideate and create all your social content in less than two hours per week.
Wet Patch Content is a self-paced strategic content creation program that helps you seal the deal, make sales, and… give your audience a wet patch.
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My goal is to help you create a solid content marketing strategy that’ll reel your ideal customers in and stabilise their obsession with you to a solid ‘I love this bitch and want to get her face tattooed on my rear’ level.
Imagine that relationship with your latest follower?
Wet Patch Content will get you:
- Ideating and creating your content in under two hours per week whilst working in flow
- Getting clarity on the best content channels to target
- Harness your unique communication style that makes content creation feel effortless, always on point AND high-converting
- Creating a plan that’s designed to be batch produced so your content is consistently lit
- Creating content that’s not always you in front of the camera and always feels good to create that’s a magnet for engagement
- Not pissing in the wind — you’re finally getting tactical and strategic with what you post
- Everything you do is going to be reverse-engineered to ensure you’ll smash your goals
- Setting yourself up for success by creating content that builds a bank of customers that are ready for the sale. Cart just opens? Welcome to the land of Sold Out First Day, Population: You
- Creating content that gives your audience a semi. How would it feel to be their favourite content creator?

What you get for your investment:
Four modules of content with lifetime access
Easy-to-binge video, theory and workbooks
Done-for-you Notion content planner perfect for you & your team to use.
Meet The Modules
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Your Business
We get clear on your business, your goals, and where you’ll be the GOAT (aka, where it’s best for you to shine). We’re…
- Looking at your business. Think about it — why do we post content? Because we want a specific result in our business
- Looking at how you best communicate and love to communicate
- Working out where you’re doing the deed — the best platforms for you to show up on
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Your Customer
We’ve nailed your business and now we nail your customer. We’re…
- Completing the best customer avatar exercise… and it’s unlike anything you’ve done!
- Getting clear on where your audience is to ensure your content meets them at their level
- Looking at the customer archetypes and what you need to give your customers to help smash conversions, boost engagement, and create raving fans.
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Your Content
Creating an enticing bank of content your audience can’t help but binge. We’re…
- Creating content pillars to ensure you’re sharing content that will ultimately benefit your business profit
- Coming up with 200+ content ideas that’ll give your audience a semi
- Creating a content plan you’ll actually stick to
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Your Content, But Make It *Spicy*
We’ve got the ideas and here’s where we create thumb-stopping content. We’re…
- Learning how to differentiate yourself in the sea of the same
- Creating your unique brand voice and tone guidelines
- Learning the best way to structure your content to help with engagement
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Knuckle Down
You’ll continue knuckling down with your content creation and with my prompts will have enough content ideas banked up to last you for six months.
BONUSES:
- Masterclasses on using TikTok, FB Ads, and Pinterest for business
- How to plan a killer photoshoot resulting in Pinterest-worthy pictures
- How to audit your content channels
- Notion template to help you stay organised with your content, Google Sheets planning tools, content scaffold including the best way to structure a sales page and more

